i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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