you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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