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go home
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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