turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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