I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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