Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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