Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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