it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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