Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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