the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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