So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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