I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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