Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He kissed a someone with a penis
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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