eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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