the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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