Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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