I love having hate sex.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
