So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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