we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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