i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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