Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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