It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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