my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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