I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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