Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
just found out that she named her cat after me.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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