Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Quick, to the slutcave!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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