So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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