we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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