All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Buhtt sex?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Randomize
