just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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