i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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