it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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