To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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