she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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