he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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