you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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