elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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