Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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