In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I party with great urgency now.
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