Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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