Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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