so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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