im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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