I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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