All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Randomize
