My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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