He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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