So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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