You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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