Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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