Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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