You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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