come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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