Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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